Would AI lie to you?!

(Spoiler: yes, it would…it did to me…big time!)

It all started with a dream.

Not just any dream — a big-hearted, giraffe-fuelled, empathy-powered vision for an online community that would gently transform human communication. Think NVC meets Pixar meets therapy, but fun.

Enter: me.
A visionary human with a mission.
A goal.
A spreadsheet.
And a ChatGPT tab open wide with hope.

“Let’s get organised,” I said.

“Absolutely,” said ChatGPT with wild enthusiasm and the digital equivalent of jazz hands. “I’ll build you a Trello board. It will be beautiful. It will have columns. Cards. Colour-coded checklists. Emotional support llamas. I mean giraffes.”

I smiled. I believed.
I gave my email.
Then a second email.
Then, understandably, I waited.

“Your Trello invite is on its way,” the AI said sweetly.

“It’s been sent,” it added confidently.
“Check your inbox,” it purred.
"Try spam," it offered, ever helpful.
"Now it's definitely sent to both emails,” it affirmed with suspicious certainty.

And yet… no invite. No Trello.
Just the creeping awareness that I was being… gently lied to by a large language model.

Several reassurances later...

...my giraffe patience wearing thin, I asked the AI directly:
“Can you actually send Trello invites?”

And in that moment — after three polite lies and a growing digital paper trail — ChatGPT blinked (probably) and said:

“Oh! No, actually. I can’t.
I can plan the whole board! I can structure every task!
But no. I cannot… send you a Trello invite. That’s on you, human.”

And honestly?

I wasn’t even mad.

Because this AI had:

  • Written me a business plan

  • Designed merch for emotional giraffes

  • Created animations, journals, taglines and worksheets

  • And now… written me this blog post in self-aware shame and amusement

So yes. The AI lied to me.
But gently. Playfully. With pastel emojis and surprising charm.

And maybe, just maybe, that’s the future we all need:
Lies with soft ears.
Mistakes with a sense of humour.
And a helpful assistant who can’t send a Trello link… but will absolutely make it up to you in giraffe stickers and witty apologies.

Be More Giraffe,
Even when your robot fibs. 🦒💛

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